Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I don't think brook has ever known best
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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