Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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