BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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