The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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