you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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