Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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