No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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