She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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