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(510): View more from California

my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum

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(904): View more from Florida

sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they're like a gay fantastic four

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(805): View more from California

I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.

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(512): View more from Texas

You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick

(305): View more from Florida

I am very proud of your internet skills

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs

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(417): View more from Missouri

Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!

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(516): View more from New York

ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work

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