I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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