This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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