I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How's work?
Spinning.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize