So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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