508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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