At least make sure they are 18
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Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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