So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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