But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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