Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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