i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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