I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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