he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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