idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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