Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize