# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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