Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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