elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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