yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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