i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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