also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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