: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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