There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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