I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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