She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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