i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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