Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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