Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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