Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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