who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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