on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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