Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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