somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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