i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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