yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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