too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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