Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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