A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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