what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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