I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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