And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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