so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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