just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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