Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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