Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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