Yo dont text me then not text me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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